Chocolate Log: Chocolate Fireguard

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Was very pleasant there on Sunday.
I waved to the N.Shore to say hello.

None of you bastards waved back :(

Posted by: Bubbabobobbrain at June 25, 2008 05:47 AM

t'weather is nce in the berks area. you should rider here.

Swinlet on SUndderz?

Posted by: roddereeerrdddeeddzzz at June 25, 2008 09:12 AM

I'm writing to Watchdog about this

expect a visit from Fiona Bruce me-laddo

Posted by: bakes at June 25, 2008 11:35 AM

better go back and do some work then.

*sigh*

Posted by: prawn at June 25, 2008 11:56 AM

Where will we talk about richmond park road rides now?

Posted by: wilko at June 25, 2008 12:45 PM

on Luckys chest.

Posted by: rrroooddderzzz at June 25, 2008 01:59 PM

Looks like an upgraded forum is imminent/unavoidable. The old one isn't compatible with PHP10.341 or something stupid. :(

Posted by: wa at June 25, 2008 06:25 PM

but i want to meet local singles into riding. is this the right place?

11am at swinley on sunday then?

Posted by: flying vicar at June 25, 2008 07:23 PM

11 am yes, I will be there

Posted by: wilko at June 25, 2008 09:52 PM

Fresh start WA :thumb:

Clear out the road riding scum

Posted by: kieran at June 26, 2008 09:28 AM

i agree. delete all the users except kieran and big dave.

Posted by: prawn at June 26, 2008 11:38 AM

who is big dave? Dont delete me?

Posted by: smalljon at June 26, 2008 01:30 PM

ACE, I can be in the elite sub 100 club then if I'm quick..

Actually I need to start a thread...
"What rims for richmond park?"

Posted by: Andy at June 26, 2008 01:48 PM

Quick? I think the trick is going to be getting it back over 35.

Posted by: LOLrus at June 26, 2008 05:01 PM

Sounds like a good time for v1.1

Fuck off all the roadies/lurkers and boring twats who have migrated from mleh.

The place has been boring for at least a year :-(

Posted by: Big Dave at June 27, 2008 08:56 AM

CF2.0 is in build. Ride your bikes, and check back next week for more boredom!

Posted by: wa at June 27, 2008 11:01 PM

is it ready yet?

Posted by: chris eubank at June 28, 2008 07:31 PM

It's not likely to be ready for a while, i keep seeing warren riding his bike instead of fixing this place.

Posted by: duncan at June 29, 2008 01:36 AM

Well, it's been so sunny it's hard not to.
Baldface tomorrow :)

Posted by: Bubbensteins montser at June 29, 2008 03:27 AM

Nice.

Garbanzo today: Buff!

Still the site v2 is well underway and worst case I'll cop out and lob up the new forum which should keep all the old shit...

Posted by: wa at June 29, 2008 06:02 AM

Dam, my departure must have killed it.

Posted by: Solipanda at June 29, 2008 09:32 AM

pictures from today at Swinley

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ginja_andy/sets/72157605884163295/

Posted by: lucky's chest at June 29, 2008 11:50 PM

Andy, I saw you on Friday night at the junction of Stockwell Road and Brixton Road riding North with load of fakengers

a few minutes after there was a larger procession of bikers

I was in a car in the resulting traffic jam :angry:

Posted by: bakes at June 30, 2008 01:51 PM

must have been someone else mate ;-)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ginja_andy/sets/72157605906110265/

Posted by: lucky's chest at June 30, 2008 08:00 PM

Since I can't update via the forum (Wa, yer a slacker worse than me).

Anyway, Deano finally broke himself and there's lots of good pics on the site. Just click my name for the goodness.

Posted by: Smoke at June 30, 2008 08:17 PM

Wait till those young fellows get back to blighty. They'll be some serous post BC depression...

Posted by: JCLovin at June 30, 2008 08:26 PM

I can tell you now its already setting in.....

Posted by: staples at July 1, 2008 10:31 AM

Yep, only been back 24 hours and am thoroughly miserable already, even with the sun out. Only thing that will cheer me up is to start arranging 2008, but can't do that until the forum's back :-(

I'd also like to contact WA - anyone know where I could email him please?

Posted by: DANCING QUEEN at July 1, 2008 03:45 PM

wa@thenameofthiswebsite.co.uk

Posted by: bakes at July 1, 2008 04:25 PM

That addy is a bit ropey due to an excess of spam I believe.

I'll not give out his other one, sorry, but I suspect he'll check back sooner or later. Canada day here, so all is party-esque.

Posted by: Bubbensteins montser at July 2, 2008 04:07 AM

He was out walking down the trails behind me earlier today and was going home to redefine the internet so I'm sure he's checking in .

Posted by: JCLovin the steeps at July 2, 2008 05:14 AM

You mean we missed Canada day, and therefore another party too?!

It just gets worse :O(

Posted by: staples at July 2, 2008 09:08 AM

Someone has made a bike out of cardboard:

http://www.inhabitat.com/2008/07/01/transportation-tuesday-the-cardboard-bike/

Posted by: Earl at July 2, 2008 11:21 AM

Staples - another day in whistler and i think i'd have ended up being less polite to some of those girls.

Posted by: Beard at July 2, 2008 04:10 PM

Beard - or is it Bear?

Your brain was creating a mirage due to lack of sexy time. They weren't really girls.

Posted by: staples at July 2, 2008 04:16 PM

i have pictures.....

Posted by: Beard at July 2, 2008 04:29 PM

Ummmm....I'm having to deal with an emotional fat chick at my place, and if that forum doesn't go back up soon I don't want to answer for the consequences.

Barb wants her ChocolateFoot forum!

Posted by: Smoke at July 2, 2008 05:08 PM

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy...

gang rape

Posted by: prawn at July 2, 2008 05:57 PM

where da forumz at

Posted by: dingleberry at July 3, 2008 04:27 PM

RIP

Posted by: jenx at July 3, 2008 04:29 PM

anyone fancy a game of hackie sack?

Posted by: staples at July 3, 2008 04:57 PM

some pics to ammuse/inspire you http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrmichaelwright/sets/72157605953877460/

Posted by: beard at July 4, 2008 09:06 AM

Is it still broken. Rubbish

Posted by: doml at July 4, 2008 12:22 PM

this is unacceptable!

Posted by: BBC Watchdog at July 4, 2008 07:19 PM

It's close... sooo close. Just got to figure out why it's COMPLETELY DEAD.

Hey, why not join in?

I need a bunch of header images - JPEGs at 940 x 118 pixels. More the merrier. Credit will be given, if they're not shit.

Anyone care to submit one or two or ten?

Send em to wa @ this domain.

Must be somewhat biking related...

Posted by: wa at July 4, 2008 10:40 PM

Here's some interesting reading for JCL while we wait:

http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/7048292/description.html

Posted by: AxlePathEater at July 5, 2008 12:19 AM

This is so dull. Properly shagged I take it?

Posted by: summerfruit at July 6, 2008 12:02 AM

not sure this is legal

Posted by: Dan at July 8, 2008 04:04 PM

would it help if we all bought t-shirts?

Posted by: very at July 8, 2008 09:18 PM

That would help immensely.

Posted by: wa at July 9, 2008 04:56 AM

do you accept empty cans of Dude beer?

Posted by: Smoke at July 9, 2008 07:41 AM

I bought a wicking one but will send a tenner via paypal too...

Posted by: lucky at July 9, 2008 01:16 PM

i just bought one. it says loser on it and 7. one of those wicking ones. i think i put "tri catch me" on the back of it.

Posted by: roddddderrrrrzzzzz at July 9, 2008 05:09 PM

Is it still not fixed? Oh well there's always ,,das Power-Duo der Tirol-Rock" playing next door. Or yet another sauna.

Posted by: Exiled in austria at July 10, 2008 04:32 PM

I've got a load of used jazz mags you can have ?

Posted by: JCLovin the steeps at July 10, 2008 04:44 PM

i bought a wicker that said 'performance fabric'

i hope that it is made of baskets.

Posted by: vern at July 10, 2008 06:14 PM

This is the future of MTB,

it's dead.

too boring, and too easy.

Get a real bike, lose all the silly plastic armour and the expensive suspension designed for motorbikes and get over yourselves

Posted by: Semtex at July 11, 2008 05:36 PM

*tumbleweed*

Posted by: srsly at July 12, 2008 05:53 PM

WA get on with it - i never thought the endless drivel would be a welcome thing - but then i never knew really what boredom was!

Posted by: Sui at July 13, 2008 11:44 AM

That trails are unreal out here at the moment. I couldn't possibly imagine working on a new forum when you could be out riding. I'm sure Warren can't either.

If you're missing the forum it'll probably be best to eat your own cock and shoot yourself in the face.

Posted by: JCLovin the steeps at July 14, 2008 06:58 AM

I'm desperate to start a 'what pedals' thread.

Posted by: Earl at July 14, 2008 09:10 AM

I need to know what pedals to run in Verbier in the wet.

Posted by: sol at July 14, 2008 03:49 PM

what tyres for the moon?

Posted by: me too at July 14, 2008 08:27 PM

good GOD i just ordered a new road bike. this is getting serious

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Posted by: beard at July 15, 2008 09:27 AM

I haven't ridden a bike since returning from Canada. I just can't motivate myself.

I have played hakkie sack though - its the new frisbee 8)

Posted by: Staples at July 15, 2008 10:48 AM

http://wc.arizona.edu/papers/96/61/feature.

hello sailor!

Posted by: prawn at July 15, 2008 05:14 PM

http://wc.arizona.edu/papers/96/61/feature.jpg

Posted by: prawn at July 15, 2008 05:14 PM

Work, fun and riding have intervened. :)

Hey, I miss you crazy kids too.

Posted by: wa at July 16, 2008 12:36 AM

I saw Shandro today, again.

Then I saw speshol MBUK-bwoy Doddy in Earls restaurant looking like a horse.

Apparently JCL was here at the weekend with his wifey, but I missed him. Gutted.

NEWSFLASH: Contrary to popular opinion the best thing about Whistler Bike Park is not the riding but the millions of hot waitresses.

Millions. Hot.

Oh, and mate's chain stay snapped today - can you guess what bike he has?

SX Trail

Posted by: bakes at July 16, 2008 08:01 AM

Correct, especially in the longhorn bar by the gondola.

I wanna go back.....

Posted by: staples at July 16, 2008 08:46 AM

Bakes! :angry:

Posted by: Dave at July 16, 2008 01:48 PM

the albury produce and flower fair is this saturday.

just thought that you might like to know that there may be some congestion in the area.

Posted by: vern at July 16, 2008 11:04 PM

Is your surname really Denny?

Are you Seans brother?

He's a bit of a nob you know.

Posted by: prawn at July 17, 2008 11:46 AM

Ginja, heading to http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RnWCdu7FveY with Shane in a months time if youre interested?

Posted by: Big Dave at July 17, 2008 06:13 PM

Seemed like a nice guy to me and did a good job on my wheel.

It's Shaun, by the way.

Posted by: Bubba at July 18, 2008 08:32 PM

No, it's Shawn.
Wanker.

Posted by: Bubba at July 20, 2008 05:41 PM

yo.... you could always post on northshoregayriders as it seems to have had 1 post in the past 3 weeks. even elbry is a guest

Posted by: rodderz at July 21, 2008 12:43 PM

or I could gauge my eyes out with a rusty spoon

Posted by: boof at July 21, 2008 03:25 PM

Why would you want t measure them>? with your wank wreist permanently fucked

Posted by: rodder at July 21, 2008 03:57 PM

nah, I was thinking more of an eye & spoon race to eleviate the quiet times I'm experiencing without THE FOOT.

Posted by: boof at July 21, 2008 04:43 PM

gauge=gouge

eleviate = alleviate

Posted by: pedant at July 22, 2008 10:26 AM

twat=fuck you

fight me = fight me?

Posted by: boof at July 22, 2008 11:05 AM

Say you = say me?

Posted by: Bubba at July 23, 2008 08:41 PM

CF never to return!

a sad day:o(

Posted by: summerfruit at August 25, 2008 08:55 PM

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