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Posted by: prawn at January 8, 2007 12:53 PM

That dirty custard based pudding has a lot to answer for dammit!

Posted by: Chrissy Boy at January 8, 2007 12:56 PM

Not actually being able to access the internet at home doesn't help when the site goes down on Friday afternoon. The site, and our Kosovan hacker friends seem to know when I can't get online.

Still, I had a nice ride around Hampstead Heath in the mud yesterday. That place is rad.

Did I say rad? I meant, full of people and dog turds.

Posted by: wa at January 8, 2007 01:17 PM

Maybe the Kosovans just need to be able to read posts like the one above to figure it all out.

BTW, rad is Kosovan for "Overcrowded, dog turd place" - look it up, you'll see I'm right.

I'm always right, especially when I'm wrong.

Posted by: Chrissy Boy at January 8, 2007 01:20 PM

Somebody do something quick before I post on STW.

WA - bikes on Hampstead Heath are about as welcome as a poo in a swimming pool. Lots of posh dog walking locals with barbour jackets and sticks.

Posted by: earl jenx at January 8, 2007 02:09 PM

there's a new version of linerider at a different URL to the one above, with proper delete and edit functions but can't find it. anyone else?

Posted by: elliot100 at January 8, 2007 02:11 PM

Riding round Hampstead Heath eh?

I bet that was sick.

I've walked round bits of it.

I saw lots of dogs and people.

Couldn't find anyone bumming in any of the bushes though which was a disappointment.

The weather is shit. I'm bored of shit weather. It is boringly shit.

Fix the website speccy.

Posted by: prawn at January 8, 2007 02:19 PM

you can use those wheels for your fighting fund young man!!

Posted by: vaughan at January 8, 2007 02:35 PM

Elliot,

That site is down for some reason. I had the same thought as you, but there you go.

The one with a rubber is:
http://official-linerider.com/

linked to from here:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40255643/

Posted by: Whitish at January 8, 2007 03:43 PM

Shut it, fishmonger (not you, Stu).

My spanish flatmate stacked it on some off-camber mud slide, that was a highlight. I think he's hooked though, he's already talking about buying a new bike. I suggested gloves and a helmet first.

If they let me into my admin site I'll fix it. Can't do shit till then, but then again, nor can the Bread Queuers.

Posted by: wa at January 8, 2007 04:15 PM

Since the forum's been down I've lost two molars, contributed to in no small measure by sliding sideways into a tree and using my lower jaw as a brake and subsequently bought a cheapo canadian heap of shite in a misguided attempt to cheer myself up. I should have guessed it was blancmange.

Posted by: Cunners at January 8, 2007 08:11 PM

I've been doing more work in the last few days :'(

I offer two loafs to the Kosovans to leave cf alone.

Posted by: Solapanda at January 8, 2007 08:49 PM

I still haven't sold my frame or forks.

Anybody want to buy them?

I'll be suing you Warren Anthony for loss of earnings, unless you sell me your S-Works.

Posted by: bakes at January 8, 2007 08:49 PM

for 50p or 2.8 Zloty

Posted by: bakes at January 8, 2007 08:52 PM

well, i was going to ask if anyone wnated to go to Chicky on Monday as it is Martin Luther King day and i think i will take a day off

Posted by: rodderz at January 8, 2007 09:10 PM

Bollox i'm fucking bored. CF was next stop on the boredom relief search.
Fuckers. How can anyone in Kosovo afford a computer - werent they all ethnically cleansed?

Posted by: Duncan at January 8, 2007 11:09 PM

well i have managed to get all my tax stuff done for the accountant (thanks to the site being down) i may not have the gdp of a small south american dictatorship but my meagre tax bill would pay the wages of the kosovan health service for 1 year or if you used the cash to pay locals to dig coal with their bare hands (they love a bit of work the kosovans as it keeps them from shagging their mothers and sniffing glue) they would unearth enough of the stuff to keep the bread ovens running for 4 weeks.
but they would rather scrabble around in the dirt for fag buts and old potato peelings to make gutrot vodka and get whacked out on bostik and lighter fuel and hack this site out of pure jealosy for the overpriced pimped canadian saracens everyone rides over here.

either that or jcl did it? the scene in the uk was giving freeride a bad name.

Posted by: MrSmith at January 9, 2007 01:13 AM

I can't believe it's still down.

Tut!

I wanted to buy something from the shop-de-shop, but now I don't think I'll bother.

Posted by: Chrissy Boy at January 9, 2007 09:42 AM

The shop still works, you cheapskate.

Posted by: wa at January 9, 2007 09:48 AM

Can anyone remember that URL that you add onto the end of chocolatefoot.co.uk to create a forum that sits over the homepage?

Rob (RPM) posted it I think?

Posted by: earl jenx at January 9, 2007 10:03 AM

yeah,

it's

http://www.bigfatcock.com

enjoy.

Posted by: prawn at January 9, 2007 10:23 AM

Thanks fish boy.

this looks a bit better NSFW:

http://forum.football365.com/index.php?t=msg&th=239093&prevloaded=1&rid

Posted by: earl jenx at January 9, 2007 10:30 AM

I got so bored i payed the Tax man some money EARLY

I PAYED THE FUCKING TAX MAN EARLY

I hate you all

Posted by: KC at January 9, 2007 11:26 AM

the only blessing is we no longer have to read that TWAT kleinclowns inane drivel.

oh.

Posted by: YOUR MUM at January 9, 2007 11:52 AM

there is always northshorefreeriders if you are really bored.

Posted by: bumboyboofon at January 9, 2007 01:12 PM

i've had some time to think about this carefully - kosovans seem quite pre-occupied with bread, don't they. how do you MAKE bread? in an oven, right. how do you cook bread in an oven? yes. that's right, you BAKE it. he thought he was being CLEVER with that name, but not clever enough. oh no. i've SUSSED YOU, BAKER MAN BAKING YOUR KOSOVAN HACKING BREAD OF SHIT UK FREERIDE DISTRUCTION.

BAKES.:angry:

Posted by: mudface at January 9, 2007 01:37 PM

http://www.zeppotron.com/unnovations/bakers_hat.html

Posted by: MrSmith at January 9, 2007 02:16 PM

lol. i'll take the deluxe version. :thumb:

Posted by: mudface at January 9, 2007 02:35 PM

bakers disgust me.

and kosovans.

not that it was the kosovans this time, it was the kosovans last time, this time it just broke.

at least that's how i read warrens keyboard mashing post.

Posted by: prawn at January 9, 2007 03:16 PM

wa, isn't it about time you took the CF christmas decorations down? you're bringing this bad luck on yourself, you know.

Posted by: mudface at January 9, 2007 03:41 PM

yeah, it was the decorations, not me

definitely not me

noooo waaaaay

:wags finger:

Posted by: bakes at January 9, 2007 04:10 PM

If you lot wanna chat on a forum, you can use s-chat. No one else does :lol: I may need to delete all the sex links that have been posted over the past few months though.

http://www.s-chat.co.uk/phpBB2/index.php

Posted by: Leo at January 9, 2007 05:43 PM

You're waaaaaaay outside the SLA for system uptime oh mono-lunged one...

:disgust:

Posted by: andywhit at January 9, 2007 06:58 PM

Or there's always:-

http://gabbly.com/http://www.chocolatefoot.co.uk

Posted by: andywhit at January 9, 2007 07:01 PM

I feel I just ought to bring this to your attention: http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk.jpg?666

Posted by: Cunners at January 10, 2007 04:12 PM

if it goona be off for a while you could join with this one and play hunt the Marin rider.

Thers some good peeps on here, and some who you can make fun of.