Chocolate Log

I've just tried the new Flash Mark and Stain Remover - you know the one that the bloke who used to be Jacko in Brush Strokes advertises. Karl Howman I think he's called. Anyway, I digress.

Ran it under the tap like you're supposed to, then gave it a squeeze to remove the excess liquid. Kind of felt like a weird space age foamy cheese thing. Then I set off on a mission to find all the tyre scuffs on the walls of my flat and stuff, to see if it works.

Fuck me, this is an ace product. It gets tyre scuffs off in 10 seconds, and those scuffs from the end of bars where they rest on the wall and the bike slips. It even got those heat/dirt marks that you get above radiators off.